Ever since His Fraudulency™ took office a decade-long year ago, we’ve been running a regular feature called the “Joe Biden Presidential Mental Fitness Test.”
He’s failed every time, but – to our surprise – some of the lines haven’t quite moved in the direction we figured they would.
There are some people out there, for example, who think this guy’s actually going to make it through a whole four-year term. The very idea!
At any rate, we decided to follow our recent batch of new Donald Trump odds with a roundup all the current Joe Biden betting lines so you’ll know exactly where the current occupant stands in the real political polls (previous odds in parentheses where applicable):
2022 Joe Biden Props And Futures
Via BetOnline Sportsbook
Joe Biden Approval Rating On Feb. 1, 2022
- Under 42% +115 (+250)
- Between 42.0% and 42.99% +150 (+110)
- Between 43.0% and 43.99% +300 (+225)
- 44% or higher +1000 (+700)
The bar just keeps getting lower and lower. But the MSM still somehow keeps slithering its way under it.
Take the over.
Joe Biden To Win Second Term?
- No -550 (-550)
- Yes +325 (+325)
The bettors have this one right, but – amazingly – the payout’s still somewhat decent.
Will Joe Biden issue a joint vaccine statement with Donald Trump?
- No N/A (-5000)
- Yes +2000 (+1200)
“No” was an option last week, but this week it’s gone from the board. We don’t wonder why.
Hard pass.
Joe Biden Exit Date
- 2025 -140 (-140)
- Not Before 2026 +335 (+335)
- 2022 +400 (+400)
- 2023 +550 (+550)
- 2024 +1400 (+1400)
Put $100 on both 2022 and 2023.
2024 Presidential Election – To Progress Further
- Donald Trump -120 (-120)
- Joe Biden -120 (-120)
As soon as Trump officially announces his candidacy, this line’s coming down.
If you think The Donald’s going to run, it’s a dead cert he’ll progress further in the 2024 Presidential race.
Democratic Nominee for the 2024 Election
- Joe Biden +100 (+100)
- Kamala Harris +250 (+250)
- Pete Buttigieg +650 (+650)
- Elizabeth Warren +1000 (+1000)
- Amy Klobuchar +1600 (+1600)
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez +2500 (+5000)
- Gavin Newsom +2500 (+2500)
- Michelle Obama +2500 (+3300)
- Sherrod Brown +2500 (+2500)
- Stacey Abrams +3300 (+3300)
- + More
None. Of. The. Above. F. F. S.
2024 Party Leader Double
- Trump vs. Biden +275 (+275)
- Trump vs. Harris +550 (+550)
- DeSantis vs. Biden +1000 (+1000)
- Trump vs. Buttigieg +1300 (+1300)
- DeSantis vs. Harris +1800 (+1800)
- Haley vs. Biden +2000 (+2000)
- Trump vs. Warren +2000 (+2000)
- Pence vs. Biden +2500 (+2500)
- Trump vs. Klobuchar +3000 (+3000)
- Carlson vs. Biden +3300 (+3300)
- + More
This line is asking you what the Democrat vs. Republican matchup will be for the 2024 Presidential election.
While Trump and DeSantis seem like realistic GOP nominees, none of the current slate of high-profile Democrats seems likely to get the DNC nod.
Pass.
Trump Vs. Biden In 2024?
- No -450 (-450)
- Yes +275 (+275)
There will be no rematch.
Odds to Win the 2024 Presidential Election
- Donald Trump +250 (+250)
- Joe Biden +325 (+325)
- Kamala Harris +800 (+800)
- Ron DeSantis +800 (+800)
- Pete Buttigieg +1500 (+1500)
- Nikki Haley +1800 (+1800)
- Mike Pence +2000 (+2000)
- Elizabeth Warren +2500 (+2500)
- Tucker Carlson +2800 (+2800)
- Dwayne Johnson +3300 (+3300)
We think Trump would take the White House in 2024, but we’re not 100% convinced he’s even running for the post.
Plus, even once Trump announces his candidacy, we don’t foresee the payout getting too much worse here, so we advise waiting a bit.
Will Joe Biden complete his full first term?
- Yes -220 (-220)
- No +155 (+155)
Seriously? C’mon, man.
Via Bovada Sportsbook
US Presidential Election 2024 – Democratic Candidate
- Field -275
- Joe Biden +200
Take the free money, even at -275.
US Presidential Election 2024 – Democratic Candidate
- Joe Biden +200 (+125)
- Kamala Harris +200 (+140)
- Pete Buttigieg +800 (+1000)
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez +2000 (+2500)
- Hillary Clinton +2000 (+4000)
- Elizabeth Warren +2500 (+2500)
- Michelle Obama +2800 (+3000)
- Stacey Abrams +2800 (+5000)
- Deval Patrick +3500 (+10000)
- Cory Booker +4500 (+4500)
- + More
Biden hasn’t got a chance.
However, the real news here is that both Sleepy Joe and VP Joe have fallen a bit while AOC and HRC have both experienced significant bumps in their election chances.
Meanwhile, Deval Patrick – whoever that is – has seen the biggest gains of all.
None of these so-called people will be the next Democratic Presidential nominee, though.
US Presidential Election 2024 – Odds To Win
- Donald Trump +250 (+220)
- Joe Biden +450 (+350)
- Ron DeSantis +600 (+350)
- Kamala Harris +700 (+900)
- Nikki Haley +2000 (+1800)
- Pete Buttigieg +2000 (+2000)
- Mike Pence +2500 (+1800)
- Michelle Obama +4000 (+8000)
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez +5000 (+5000)
- Candace Owens +5000 (+6600)
- + More
Trump, but with the caveat that he might not run in 2024 and/or the machine could be heavily greased against him yet again.