Freaky Friday: Alien Invasion Odds, Trump Speaker Odds, And More

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Lately, political bettors have had more to wager on than ever.

Even in an election off-year, the best online election betting sites have kept the boards lively. You can wager on international politics, US Senate races, indictment odds, and a host of other interesting lines.

The most intriguing such development, politically, is that you can now place bets on whether or not “former” President Donald Trump will run for a US House or Senate seat in 2022.

BetOnline Sportsbook puts those Trump odds at -1500 on “No” and +600 on “Yes,” indicating that Congress might be too small potatoes for The Donald.

Of course, many analysts think it’d be a shrewd move, particularly re the House of Representatives.

If Trump were to win a Congressional seat in the lower chamber (which should be an electoral cakewalk depending on the district he chooses to represent), he could then make a play to be elected as Speaker of the House.

The odds aren’t particularly favorable for that contingency right now (No -2000, Yes +700), but the payout is attractive if it actually happens.

Of course, to be elected Speaker, Trump would first have to win a seat in the House and the GOP would have to take back the House.

The latter scenario is much more likely in a vacuum, as the Republicans are favored to retake the majority in the next election (-225).

But outside of direct political betting lines, the most entertaining and tantalizing props offered at BetOnline are their new alien invasion odds.

Take a look:

2021 Alien Invasion Odds

Via BetOnline Sportsbook

Which country will be attacked by aliens first?

  • USA +1000 
  • Greenland +1100
  • Russia +1200   
  • Brazil +1600   
  • India +1600    
  • Mexico +2000   
  • Argentina +2200
  • Australia +2500
  • China +2500    
  • France +2500   
  • Iran +2500
  • Israel +2500   
  • Italy +2500    
  • New Zealand +2500    
  • Taiwan +2500   
  • Chile +3300    
  • Germany +3300  
  • Pakistan +3300 
  • Saudi Arabia +3300   
  • Spain +3300    
  • U.K. +3300
  • Canada +4000   
  • Denmark +5000  
  • Indonesia +5000
  • Peru +5000
  • Sweden +5000   
  • Venezuela +5000
  • Belgium +6600  
  • Ireland +6600  
  • Thailand +6600 

With Biden in office, now would be a good time for aliens to attack the United States. Tactically, that’s the best play for the little green men.

Of course, if they’re aware of the Second Amendment, they might rethink that plan. “Behind every blade of grass” and so on.

Will there be an alien attack in 2021?

  • Yes +10000

Hopefully.

Will alien/human contact be confirmed?

  • Yes +2000 

Not publicly.

Until it’s too late, that is.

Who will aliens abduct first?

  • Elon Musk +1400
  • Donald Trump Jr. +1600    
  • Joe Rogan +1600
  • Tyson Fury +1600
  • Bill Gates +2000
  • Jeff Bezos +2000
  • Joe Biden +2000
  • Mike Tyson +2200
  • Donald Trump Sr. +2500    
  • Floyd Mayweather +2500    
  • George Soros +2500   
  • Ghislaine Maxwell +2500   
  • Hillary Clinton +2500
  • Oprah Winfrey +2500  
  • Rupert Murdoch +2500 
  • Tom Brady +2500
  • Rosie O’Donnell +2800
  • Boris Johnson +3300  
  • Bryson DeChambeau +3300   
  • Christiano Ronaldo +3300  
  • Deontay Wilder +3300 
  • Jennifer Aniston +3300    
  • LeBron James +3300   
  • Matt LeBlanc +3300   
  • Kamala Harris +4000  
  • Tom Hanks +4000
  • Bill Clinton +5000   
  • Ellen DeGeneres +5000
  • Jennifer Lawrence +5000   
  • Justin Trudeau +5000 
  • Kevin Durant +5000   
  • Kim Jong Un +5000    
  • Michelle Obama +5000 
  • Stephen Curry +5000  
  • Steve Bannon +5000   
  • Sylvester Stallone +5000  
  • Tiger Woods +5000    
  • Xi Jinping +5000
  • Barack Obama +6600   
  • Courtney Cox +6600   
  • Henry Winkler +6600  
  • Clay Travis +10000

Matt LeBlanc, obviously.

Joey would be a fun roommate on a spaceship. 

To Win Next Alien vs. Human War

  • Humans -150    
  • Aliens +110

Take the underdog. Easiest money you’ll ever make, even though you won’t be able to spend it.

Note: All of the above alien invasion odds apply only to 2021 and will be graded “no action” if the illegal invaders decide to keep their distance.  

2021 Joe Biden Presidential Mental Fitness Test Update

Will Joe Biden complete his first term as US President?

  • Yes -200 (-200)
  • No +150 (+150)

Amazingly, there’s been no change in two weeks. You can still get a decent payout on the “No,” but that can’t possibly last too much longer.