Biden Approval Odds Disappear As MSM Fails To Hide Negative Polls

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In the long, sordid history of cooking the books, political polling has never been so low. And that goes for both Basement Joe Biden’s polling numbers and the institution of polling itself.

After benefiting from #FakeNews polls throughout the leadup to the 2020 Presidential election, Biden has similarly benefited from schemes designed to make his administration look better than it actually is.

Most brazenly, CNN took the unprecedented step of expanding their polling window from a few days to over a month in order to bring up the Chosen One’s average.

And even then, it barely broke 50%.

Obviously, Biden is the worst “President” in history.

And that makes sense. He was clearly unfit for the office, he received the fewest votes of any candidate probably ever (adjusted for population), he was trounced Reagan style in a 40-plus-state wipeout, and he got to climb into the booster seat in the Oval Office anyway.

Nobody expected Biden to be a good “President.”

But many voters – yes, tens of millions of Americans actually voted for this disaster of a shell of a wimp of a man to lead them out of a global economic disaster the likes of which to which we’ve never been subjected subjugated before (how’s that for an unusual but grammatically correct sequence of prepositions?) – thought a creepy, handsy, brain-damaged, dementia-ridden communist would at least be better than The Donald.

And why not?

After all, the left unleased COVID® on the world to get rid of the guy, so clearly the left would be able to put the rabbit back in the hat, too.

Only, as it turns out, the endless masking and lockdowns and bifurcations of society are all part of the plan.

Luckily, people are starting to figure that out – even the “people” who voted for (and endlessly promoted) Joe.

Of course, it’s hard to say exactly what’s had the most impact in driving down Biden’s approval ratings to record lows.

(Seriously, the numbers are so bad – and falling so fast – that even the best Vegas election betting sites are having trouble keeping up. Despite four more days to go until January 1, BetOnline Sportsbook has already taken down their Biden approval odds. They must have been hemorrhaging worse than the “President’s” brain.)

But again, why? Well…

…It could be the record inflation.

…It could be the record unemployment.

…It could be the mandatory vaccines obvious crimes against humanity.

…It could be the endless mocking. (Hat-tip to the guy who pulled off the most epic troll ever and then bowed to the woke mob like a coward when various petty tyrants managed to convince him that his free speech and free expression constituted a “deep cancer on our democracy.”)

At any rate, here’s just a small sampling of how the polling has broken down for Biden of late:

If you’re curious, here was BetOnline’s Biden approval rating line before it got removed from the boards:

  • Over 43% -160
  • Under 43% +120

And here’s where his polling average stands right now (per FiveThirtyEight):

  • 43.1% approve
  • 51.7% disapprove

If you took the over, you’re sitting pretty.

But there are still four days to go, and BetOnline can see the writing on the wall. A mere 0.2% drop, and the book probably loses bigly for the month.

2021 Joe Biden Presidential Mental Fitness Test Update

Will Joe Biden complete his full first term?

  • Yes -220 (-220)
  • No +155 (+155)

Joe Biden Exit Date

  • 2025 -140 (-140)
  • Not Before 2026 +335 (+335)
  • 2022 +400 (+400)
  • 2023 +550 (+550)
  • 2024 +1400 (+1400)
  • 2021 +15000 (+10000)

Will Joe Biden be impeached and removed from office?

  • No -900 (-900)
  • Yes +500 (+500)

Joe Biden Approval Rating On Jan. 1, 2022

  • N/A (Over 43% -160, Under 43% +120)

See above.

Will Joe Biden be reelected to a second term?

  • No -550 (-550)
  • Yes +325 (+325)